Episode 44: Dogs, Pansies and Itchy Balls

May 11th, 2012

Episode 44: Dogs, Pansies and Itchy Balls

- We came, we saw, we talked porn. So what’s new? Well, we review the Walking Dead game, and we talk about a couple other games, which include Ghost Recon and why pre-order bonus’s suck. Want to waste minutes with three guys who like mischief, then welcome to the show.

Not Dutch

http://www.plazafountains.com/images/products/display/E899FV%20BelgianBoy.jpg

Rumor: Xbox Will Come with 2 Year Plan Similar to Cell Phones

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/05/report-microsoft-to-offer-subsidized-xbox-360-bundle-with-online-service-commitment.ars

Not a Rumor

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/05/subsidized-xbox-360-bad-deal-for-consumers-missed-opportunity-for-microsoft/

IE9 Coming to Xbox 360

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/10/rumor-kinect-enabled-internet-explorer-browser-coming-to-xbox-3/

Gamestop to Start Offering Steam Vouchers

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/10/report-gamestop-to-start-selling-steam-vouchers-next-week/

Porn Sponsorships for Gaming Sites: Good Thing or Bad Thing?

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/04/potential-porn-site-sponsorship-causes-split-over-fighting-game-communitys-self-image.ars

Old Jews Telling Jokes:

http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/

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Episode 43: There’s My Bitch, Right There

April 25th, 2012

Episode 43: There’s My Bitch, Right There

- In this episode, AsphaltRanger and I (sans Sparkstalker) talk about a lot of cool topics. We talk about little kids peeing in playgrounds, who Ranger looks for in a bitch, and how to Winona Ryder’s best film was South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. Oh, and we give a review of the hottest new game about to be released: Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter. Enjoy the meal.

New Gaming Console Architecture: Good or Bad for Gamers

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/04/the-x86-playstation-4-signals-a-sea-change-in-the-console-industry.ars

What’s Worse than Star Wars Prequels: Star Wars Kinect

http://www.gamespot.com/kinect-star-wars/reviews/kinect-star-wars-review-6369636/?page=2

Free “Extended Cut” DLC for Mass Effect 3

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/04/free-extended-cut-dlc-to-expand-clarify-mass-effect-3-ending-this-summer.ars

More Borderlands 2 Details and $149.99 Collectors Edition (No Claptrap Bobblehead)

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/09/borderlands-2-conjures-up-mechromancer-class-adds-character-cus/

Bungie Moves on From Halo Stat Tracking

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/02/halo-stats-blown-out-by-bungie-as-studio-moves-on/

http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/online.aspx

THQ Won’t Be Around in Six Months

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/thq-wont-be-around-in-six-months-says-take-two-ceo-zelnick/

Molyneux To Create the Greatest Game Ever…Again for the Fourth Time

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/molyneux-microsoft-was-a-creative-padded-cell-22-cans-will-s/

Halo: The Movie Fell Apart Because of Microsoft

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/19/book-halo-film-failed-because-microsoft-doesnt-get-hollywood/

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Episode 42: Panty Droppers

April 1st, 2012

Episode 42: Panty Droppers

- In the current episode, Sparkstalker, AsphaltRanger and I discuss the many complexities of Godwin’s Law, along with several pretty good penis jokes (even if I do say so myself), same-sex marriages in The Games of Thrones and we also talk about what could be the hottest game of the first half of the year. Oh, and we also talk about other cool gaming news.

Microsoft: No Official NeXbox News/Unveiling until 2013 at Earliest

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-15/microsoft-says-it-won-t-be-discussing-new-xbox-at-e3-conference.html

Not Again!

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/03/us-congressmen-expand-call-for-violence-warning-label-on-nearly-all-video-games.ars

SOCOM Developer Closed by Sony

http://www.forbes.com/sites/johngaudiosi/2012/03/31/sony-shutters-socom-seattle-studio-zipper-interactive/

Kickstarter:
Double Fine Gets 3.3 Million in Promised Funds for Game

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/03/double-fines-adventure-game-kickstarter-ends-with-over-32-million-pledged.ars

Wasteland 2 reaches funding goal in less than 48 hours:

http://kotaku.com/5893525/wasteland-2-kickstarter-hits-900000-goal-in-just-under-two-days

EA Shutting Down More Game Servers

http://games.ign.com/articles/122/1221117p1.html

A Facebook Game I Might Actually Play

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/03/14/the-walking-dead-shambles-over-to-facebook-in-april/

Mass Effect Fan File Complaint with BBB and FTC about EA for Failed Expectations

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2012/03/17/mass-effect-3-ending-fighter-goes-to-the-ftc.aspx

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/03/bioware-responds-to-mass-effect-ending-complaints-as-protest-continues-to-grow.ars

New Xbox Tech Coming for the 720?

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/03/microsoft-patent-points-to-head-mounted-laser-based-display-technology.ars

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Episode 41: What A Nightmare

March 12th, 2012

Episode 41: What a Nightmare

- In this episode, Ranger, Spark and I completely don’t have any energy and totally snooze through the episode. We bash Whitney Houston, crush the Mayan Calender 2012 Myth, and make Kony and Beiber jokes. We also talk video games and discuss whether or not the next Xbox will have an optical drive or not and what gaming on the next Xbox may be like.

NASA Crushes Mayan Calender Myth

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=nasa-crushes-2012-mayan-apocalypse-claims&WT.mc_id=SA_Facebook

Xbox 720 using proprietary SD format for games? And who said it first (hint: It was me)…

http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/exclusive-no-disc-drive-for-next-xbox/092534

http://www.ubergizmo.com/2012/03/xbox-720-wont-have-a-disc-drive/

Steel Batallion: Heavy Armor – The Killer Kinect Game?, Available 6/19

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/03/05/conducting-a-symphony-of-destruction-in-steel-battalion-heavy-a/

Porsche Makes It’s Forza 4 Debut

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/03/05/porsche-makes-its-forza-4-debut-in-may/

Forza Horizon this fall

http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/25671/Forza-Franchise-Expands-With-Forza-Horizon/

Halo 4 Details

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/03/05/halo-4-bringing-the-battle-rifle-back-introducing-unlockable-ab/

More Borderlands 2 Details

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/03/02/borderlands-2-brings-the-best-of-all-worlds-to-pandora-devs-say/

Valve Creating It’s Own Console? [Busted]

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/03/03/rumor-valve-working-on-steam-box-console-standard-with-custom/

Valve Shoots Down the Rumor

http://kotaku.com/5891697/shooting-down-rumors-valve-says-theyre-not-making-a-game-console-any-time-soon

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/03/valve-on-steam-box-rumors-long-way-from-shipping-any-sort-of-hardware.ars

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Episode 40: Konda Biluzzed

February 26th, 2012

Episode 40: Konda Biluzzed

- The crew of MAHG is joined by a member of the GeezerGamerCast, CyberKnight, and we talk about a lot of cool things. We talk movies, alcohol and how CyberKnight made it onto our show. Also, we, here at Mad As Hell Gamers Radio do not condone any racist words like those that are spoken by Sparkstalker. Enjoy the show.

Luck of the Shiner

http://www.shiner.com/shiner_whatsupbrew/story.php?gid=488

Lady Gaga Before She was Lady Gaga

http://cnnphotos.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/24/before-she-was-gaga-the-unseen-photos/?hpt=hp_c2

Jennifer Hepler: Cancer on Gaming Industry or Miss-understood Casual Gamer

http://kotaku.com/5886674/bioware-writer-describes-her-gaming-tastes-angry-gamers-call-her-a-cancer

Gearbox Turning Borderlands 2 Up to 11!

http://kotaku.com/5887233/new-borderlands-2-trailer-promises-lots-game-hts-this-september

Skylanders Going for More Than $1,000 at Auction

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/19/rare-skylanders-sell-for-more-than-1-000-at-auction/

Gears of War 3 4th DLC

http://www.trueachievements.com/n7556/gears-of-war-3-forces-of-nature-dlc-detailed.htm

Saints Row The Third DLC: Gangsta’s in Space

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/17/saints-row-the-third-throws-gangtsas-in-space-on-feb-21/

IOS Game Center Coming to OS X Moutnain Lion

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/16/game-center-coming-to-os-x-mountain-lion/

Modern Blackist-Warfare Now Activision’s Latest Game

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/19/activision-doesnt-blacklist-journalists-working-on-resolutio/

Don’t Ban Games for Violence, Tax Them Instead

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/02/oklahoma-lawmakers-propose-tax-on-violent-games.ars

UPDATE: Measure Defeated in Committee

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/02/proposed-oklahoma-violent-game-tax-defeated-in-committee.ars

In Game Help for Tough Games Puzzles or Boss Fights: Good or Bad

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/02/should-games-offer-more-help-when-we-get-stuck.ars

YouTube Gem
Sabian Gets the TeaBag

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Episode 39: Six Seconds

February 8th, 2012

Episode 39: Six Seconds

- On a very touching and special episode of Mad As Hell Gamers, Sparkstalker learns that masturbating with razor blades is not a good thing and AsphaltRanger and JediChric learn that texting can be hazardous to peoples thoughts about you. We also talk about the Super Bowl and the commercials. What Spark would do to a Fiat and how it led to the naming of our show.

Next Xbox Rumors – Scary

http://kotaku.com/5879202/sources-the-next-xbox-will-play-blu+ray-may-not-play-used-games-and-will-introduce-kinect-2/

Parcel Gamer

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/01/parcel-gamer-wants-to-share-used-game-profits-with-publishers.ars

Humble Bundle for Android

http://www.humblebundle.com/

RE6 to Feature 6 Player Co-Op?

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/22/xbox-marketplace-re6-features-6-player-online-co-op-8-player-o/

NFC Coming to the Wii-U

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/01/wiiu-to-use-near-field-communications-for-easy-online-purchases.ars

Red Five Skipping E3 and Using That Money To Fight SOPA

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2012/01/why-one-game-developer-is-skipping-e3-to-start-an-anti-sopa-crusade.ars

California to Pay ESA $950,000 Over Failed Bill

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/26/california-to-pay-esa-950-000/

Indie Game: The HBO Series?

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/22/indie-game-the-movie-the-hbo-comedy-series-produced-by-scott/

Kaz Hirai Defeats the Stringer Boss Level, Assumes Title -

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2012/02/playstation-boss-kazuo-hirai-becomes-president-of-sony.ars

As Sony continues to bleed out

http://kotaku.com/5881530/sony-is-bleeding-money

THQ – A mismanagement story:

http://kotaku.com/5881479/how-thq-went-from-bad-to-very-bad

Microsoft on Hacked Accounts: Trust in us

http://kotaku.com/5883231/microsoft-cares-deeply-about-hijacked-accounts-asks-for-trust-in-us

EA Sees Increase in FIFA Team Ultimate DLC…Thanks to Hackers

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/02/ea-hackers-win-big-off-fifa-ultimate-team/

Controller design – why are we still stuck with the NES format?

http://kotaku.com/5878367/japanese-mecha-game-invites-crazy-controller-holding

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Episode 38: {CENSORED}

January 18th, 2012

Episode 38: {CENSORED}

- In this episode of {CENSORED} we ask {CENSORED} to join us because was not able to join us do to a sore throat and no voice, and we thought seamen coated the throat… We also talk about the top 5 games of {CENSORED} and what we think will be the top 5 games of {CENSORED} might just be. And funny, only one person mentioned Halo 4. We also talk about assault rifles versus shotguns. Enjoy the .

SR:III and Gears 3 DLC Releases on January 17

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/10/coming-to-xbox-live-saints-row-3-and-magic-dlc-tower-defense-d/

EPIC Against SOPA

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/05/esa-member-epic-games-speaks-out-against-sopa/

FIFA XBL “Hacks” Continue

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/04/xbox-live-fifa-hack-concerns-continue-to-escalate-microsoft-s/

Windows Live Login Flaw

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/13/windows-live-login-suggested-as-xbox-live-security-flaw/#continued

No PS4 at E3 2012

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/11/too-soon-no-plans-for-next-playstation-at-e3-hirai-says/

Army Game’s Official Peripherals HOT!

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/05/cta-digitals-official-us-army-game-accessories-are-all-they-can/

XBL Avatar’s Can Now Have Tattoo’s

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/04/xbox-live-avatar-tattoos-now-available/

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Episode 37: GotY – Game of the Year

December 30th, 2011

Episode 37: GotY – Game of the Year

- In this episode of MAHG, we break new ground. We make dirty and rude comments, talk about lesbian porn, and make jokes about penis sizes…okay, so we didn’t break new ground. Anyway, we talk about the Games of the Year, Disappointment of the Year, and things we are looking forward to in the new year. Oh, and I vow never to bring up SOPA again. Not because it can’t be talked about, but we inevitably begin talking about the eroding civil liberties that we constantly have to endure. Enjoy.
Fortnite

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/12/10/epic-games-announces-fortnite/

Last of Us

http://kotaku.com/5867274/everything-we-know-about-the-last-of-us

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Episode 36: Uncultured Swine

December 3rd, 2011

Episode 36: Uncultured Swine

- On this episode of Mad As Hell Gamers, the trio of terror talk about the dangers of good lesbian porn, Yoohoo shitters and funny comedians. Enjoy the show and listen for the frog at the end. Peace-out!

Apple and Microsoft In Support of SOPA

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/20/apple-and-microsoft-join-nintendo-et-al-in-support-of-internet-c/

Then Backs off

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/23/business-software-alliance-speaks-out-against-sopa/

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/bsa-piracy-stop-online-piracy-act-sopa-software,14094.html

Congress Not in Support of SOPA: Nancy Pelosi (Dem), Darrell Issa (Rep), and Ron Paul (Rep). They state it will not pass. Lamar Hunt is creator and the problem.
New SOPA Bill With Citizen Feedback

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/12/sopa-on-the-ropes-bipartisan-alternative-to-net-censorship-emerges.ars

Cheating and Boosting Bans Come to Battlefield 3 and MW3

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/14/battlefield-3-bans-issued-across-all-platforms/

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/21/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-3-bans-affect-1-600-users/

Class Action Lawsuit for EA Over Lack of BF1943 in BF3

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/19/ea-facing-class-action-lawsuit-over-lack-of-bf-1943-in-bf3/

Dev’s Game Metacritic Reveiws for Jurassic Park: The Game, Has Happened Before

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/11/jurassic-park-devs-tried-to-game-user-reviews-but-who-doesnt.ars

GameStop’s Console Streaming Plan…WTF?

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/21/gamestops-console-streaming-service-will-require-retail-game-pu/

Verizon FIOS Coming to Xbox 360

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/29/verizon-fios-kicking-off-xbox-360-streaming-tv-with-26-channels/

Consoles are doomed?

http://www.industrygamers.com/news/game-industry-legends-richard-garriott-de-cayeux/

Halo Helljumper

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/20/halo-helljumper-is-a-fanmade-series-that-looks-like-a-hollywood/

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Episode 35: Letting Ranger Finish

November 18th, 2011

Episode 35: Letting Ranger Finish

- In this episode, we talk about the Miss Universe pageant, losing man card’s, wishing the Xbox a happy 10 year anniversary and debate the difference between cheating, glitching and boosting/exploiting. We also talk about Battlefield 3, Modern Warfare, DLC gouging, and Saints Row: the Third. Enjoy the show.

SOPA/Protect IP

http://money.cnn.com/2011/11/16/technology/sopa/index.htm

https://www.eff.org/

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/10/house-takes-senates-bad-internet-censorship-bill-makes-it-worse.ars

Borderlands 2 to Feature NPC After Fan Who Dies of Cancer

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/05/gearbox-and-claptrap-honor-late-borderlands-fan-with-eulogy-npc/

Used and Digital Sales Take Up 35% of Console Market in US

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/07/report-used-and-digital-sales-make-up-35-of-total-console-spen/

Madden Curse STRIKES AGAIN! Peyton Hillis Injured

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/05/this-madden-curse-might-actually-be-a-real-thing-peyton-hillis/

Programming for the 360 is Not Dead, Still a Lot That Can Be Done

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/09/bleszinski-code-magic-can-still-squeeze-power-out-of-360/

NextBox Rumors

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/09/rumor-next-xbox-to-be-windows-powered-going-apple-route/

“In summation: The next Xbox will release in 2012, 2013 or 2014, it will have processors, run Silverlight and will use either Windows 8 or Windows 9. Hopefully that clears everything up.”
Steam Hacked, Credit Card Info Comprimised

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/11/valve-confirms-steam-hack-credit-cards-personal-info-may-be-stolen.ars

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